kidnapping

i'm slowly starting to notice

conversations with friends transition

from blouses

to spouses

to houses

and all too soon we'll be talking about babies

but until then i'll be

stealing children from my coworkers

rrraaaaarrrrrrrr

relax, the dinosaur is just on your face

quick. staring contest. me & you. now.

fish face

he learned some new words that day: antibacterial

shorty was walking way too slow by the end of the day

what i really think about children...