just give me six strings and a half stack

a few things i've gathered from the 2011 VMA's...

i'm beginning too feel too old to be watching the vma's

kevin heart is not funny... not even a little

so nikki minaj is just the hip hop version of gaga, right?

sad my black keys lost, but glad the foo fighters are still kickin' it

adele is spectacularly captivating and i want to be her friend

are we all just sweeping chris brown's past under the rug?

i've never been a huge britney fan... but she's back, bitch

is kanye's taylor swift stunt still funny, cause i think it is

beyonce is knocked up

i've never heard of 'young the giant' before tonight... but i'm in love

i still don't know how to dougie

i think i have a little crush on bruno mars

katie holmes is still adorable, i wish she'd do more movies like 'the romantics'

i have a soft spot for the young money crew (don't tell anyone)

also - i don't care if gaga is in drag, or if she's doing all her theatricality for ratings and album sales, she's pretty amazing and a voice for our younger, unedited, generation who will one day change the world

you just committed up to seven human resources violations in one sentence

hey blogosphere! sorry i've neglected you. i've been wrapped up in work... joining committees, making plans, making a difference, taking notes, taking names. but more importantly enjoying milwaukee happy hours when it's all over. and during those happy hours i've been wrapped up in breaking stereotypes... other peoples, and my own. most recently the following were broken:

1. just because you went to marquette...

does not mean you're a douchbag who drank on her daddy's dime.

2. just because you play world of warcraft...

does not mean you're a loser who lives in his mom's basement)

i've also been wrapped up in amazement at how true the "workplace" category is on someecards. i don't think i fully understood the irony until i became just another lemming lost in the maze of 5ft grey pin cushion walls. with each one i read, i scream, 'that is SO true!" i couldn't pick a favorite or even a top 5 there were just to many great ones so enjoy...